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I have no idea what my blog is anymore. Don't ask. Thorki, Cyberhusbands, Roosterteeth, whatever the hell I feel like.
............................................................................ "No single word in English renders all the shades of Toska. At its deepest and most painful, it is a sensation of great spiritual anguish, often without any specific cause. At less morbid levels it is a dull ache of the soul, a longing with nothing to long for, a sick pining, a vague restlessness, mental throes, yearning. In particular cases it may be the desire for somebody of something specific, nostalgia, love-sickness. At the lowest level it grades into ennui, boredom.”
― Vladimir Nabokov
............................................................................ My other half: http://androidava.tumblr.com/

 

brookietf:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

paperseverywhere:

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And then I find out the fanfic hasn’t updated for over a year.

WE CAN ALL RELATE TO THIS POST

OH GOD THIS JUST STARTED HAPPENING TO MEEEEEE

team-lads-in-the-tardis:

heytheregisela:

team-lads-in-the-tardis:

fuckyeahmichaeljones:

seduce me with michael jones quotes

MOTHER
FUCKING
TRIPLE
SPIKES!

YOU STUPID FUCKING IDIOT! YOU DISCONNECTED THE MOUSE, YOU IDIOT!!!

YO LUCA GET THE FUCK OFF MY SHIT. YOU AINT GETTIN NO CATNIP FOR A WEEK MOTHERFUCKER. I WILL MOVE YOUR LITTERBOX TO THE FUCKING STREET.

missmollypond:

GUYS GUYS GUYS

GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY WAS LITERALLY WRITTEN BY A FEMALE ROCKET SCIENTIST

SHE’S THE FIRST WOMAN TO EVER WRITE A MARVEL MOVIE

WHY IS THIS NOT GETTING TALKED ABOUT

Funny enough, while Ray was singing that song, he’s just hanging out in the back of a fucking taxi. He had full, like, attention for his brain and he still fucked it up.”

(Source: novapkc)

donotchoosesidesyet:

ryan you are about three more wacky anecdotes away from a Most Interesting Man In the World parody