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............................................................................ "No single word in English renders all the shades of Toska. At its deepest and most painful, it is a sensation of great spiritual anguish, often without any specific cause. At less morbid levels it is a dull ache of the soul, a longing with nothing to long for, a sick pining, a vague restlessness, mental throes, yearning. In particular cases it may be the desire for somebody of something specific, nostalgia, love-sickness. At the lowest level it grades into ennui, boredom.”
― Vladimir Nabokov
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When summer is over, winter becomes sad too, because opposites often secretly admire each other.

(Source: darktheoceans)

Anonymous asked
do the babbus wear diapers or are they asgardian-potty trained? is there a team of diaper changers that work non-stop changing the diapers?? does loki sew the babbus names onto all their teeny tiny pairs of underwear so they don't get mixed up? and can you imagine how small the underwear/diapers are for all those tiny marshmallow tushies.

lokis-gspot:

lokincest:

lokis-gspot:

maybe the diapers have wings and just fly off to dispose themselves

maybe babbus dont poop

theres gotta be a simpler way to handle 30000 butts.

they poop tiny inanimate marshmallows. at first it kept piling up and they had no idea what to do. it was an impending crisis of marshmallow poop. then Jane and Darcy visited and started freaking out over how many marshmallows they had. ‘why don’t you sell them on earth?’ Jane had suggested. Loki was side-eyeing her so hard. but they did sell them on earth and established a secret trade route selling babbu poo to stupid midgardians. at first it was a small mystery why the heck anyone would buy them. then one day Thor and Loki visited Midgard and figured it out.

none of their Midgard friends can figure out why Thor and Loki refuse to drink hot chocolate. they figure it’s just an Asgardian thing or a matter of preference. except for Clint. Clint figured it out and it haunts him to this day.

oh my god

startrektogallifrey:

The Ray hate needs to stop. The Lindsay and Kerry hate needs to stop. If you are sitting around with your thumb up your ass and getting upset at fucking insignificant shit about people who give us FREE ENTERTAINMENT, you need to stop